Main Entry:	assertation
Part of Speech:	n
Definition:	an assertion, statement of opinion
Example:	We were bewildered at his assertation that the economy is thrivin

Assertation. Not assertion. Look it up; it’s a word. I did.

Why not assertion? Or opinion?

Because, A: it wouldn’t be an assertion, idiot.

Why did you only have one item in the above list set off with a comma, implying more items in the series?

Because I can. Because I have the power to bend the rules of “grammar” with my individualism, you android sheep.

On the Docket:

-Time Cube

-Zeitgeist

-Hallway Conversations: Episode 1: The Babysitter

Jim finally persuaded me to write a blog.

Here I am.

Rejoice.

Or not, it’s up to you.

I guess it really depends on how excited you are.

If I were you I’d be pretty excited.